Lucy Pat

[11:15:04] Lucy_Pat: It is with a heart full of hope and trust in you that
I write you this letter to seek your help in the
context below. My name is Lucy Pat
from Republic of Sierra Leone.
Since my late father death during the war in my country i have to ran to Accra Ghana to save my dear life in the Bujumbura camp .

I am contacting you to kindly assist me locate a
lucrative business in your country into which you can
assist me invest the sum of( 3.2 United States
Dollars) left in the bank by my late father.
I was in my second year in the university in my country studying medicine before i stop because of the war.
i have decided to contact you for this assistance
after going through your profile, and i am
believing/trusting that you must surely assist
me,hence it will be of benefit to you once you
accepted to assist me.with your assistance i will offer you 15%

I will tell you more about me and also the amount i
will offer you for your kind assistance once I heard through my email address lucypat@rocketmail.com

Thanks and remain blessed as i await your positive
response.
Yours sincerely,
Lucy Pat
[11:16:15] me: 3.2 dollars won’t buy a hamburger
[11:17:02] Lucy_Pat: ok
[11:17:17] me: try 3.2 million dollars
[11:18:23] Lucy_Pat: 3.2millons dollars
[11:18:57] me: Oh well then. Is this US Dollars?
[11:19:07] Lucy_Pat: yes
[11:19:18] me: And how was this money earned?
[11:19:54] … Are you looking for dividends or appreciation?
[11:20:15] Lucy_Pat: it was earned by my late father
[11:20:42] … my late father was gold and diamond dealer
[11:21:06] me: And is currently in money market funds or certificates of deposit?
[11:21:27] Lucy_Pat: yes i have it with me
[11:21:37] … the deposit certificate
[11:23:13] me: good, I’d love to help you, please send me a check for $3,200 dollars in US Funds .1% of the amount indicated I and I can assist you in transfering the money.
[11:23:45] Lucy_Pat: how?
[11:23:57] me: how to send the check?
[11:24:00] Lucy_Pat: where do i get the money to send for u
[11:24:17] me: You have 3.2 million dollars right?
[11:24:31] Lucy_Pat: you are out of your mind
[11:24:43] … the money is in the bank
[11:24:53] … and you are telling me to send u money
[11:25:09] me: what do you want me to do?
[11:26:35] Lucy_Pat: is to help me contact the bank first
[11:27:04] me: The bank in which you have three dollars and 20 cents?
[11:27:23] Lucy_Pat: yes
[11:28:17] me: i suggest that you go to your account officer and say “Hey, I’m the rich bastard with $3.20 in your account. Take care of me right the fuck now.”
[11:28:45] Lucy_Pat: i can see u are not serioues
[11:28:57] me: You are a fucking idiot.
[11:29:54] Lucy_Pat: ok
[11:29:57] … thanks
[11:29:59] … bye