Texting in Manila

Hi ths is 2 confirm our sched today haha.

. do you know mkati? I gave ur number to my frnd also (Leigh)

Ohh there u are... Haha... let's meet at pacifc star bldng, mkati.. There is a starbucks there.

I am stuck in some city. I don't know where I am, can we make it 8?

8pm? Hmm. I will ask her, I want her to meet you.

No, she says that is too late. Hw bout 6pm?

Six sounds good.

OkOk ill wait4 my frnd's txt

So I met this girl and she was going to take me to see a park in her hometown.  I had to do something to fill the morning, so I thought I would take a walk in a park.  She took me directly to an eco resort.  I paid admission and walked in and she walked back to the admission desk and came back with a key, opened a room door and said, "This is our room, do you like it?" 

Room? I thought we were going for a walk in the park.

What u do with other girl?

Gave her cab fare home.

You wth OTHER GRL?

Just going for a walk in the park, I thought.  She is bigger than I am.

Hmmmm. k 

I am on my way from who knows where.

haha.. That's bad..OkOk see u in 2 hours then

Be safe, i

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I am in Montalban, it shouldn't be too bad.

i dunno, its in rizal haha... But dunno hw far is that... Anyway just be safe.. u took a cab?

Waiting on a cab. She told me she was going to show me a beautiful park and some waterfalls, the she took me to a resort and asked my how many nights?  What? OK, we can do it at my apartment, I thought you might want to rent a room. (expurgated)

OkOk, That's wat we wil do then haha. We were abott to take u to mall Of asia and manila Ocean park but snce you are late, plan change.. Lets go clubbng..haha

Ok. I coitus use a little mayhem.

Oopps, phone COULD

what?

Autocorrect, never mind.

Voice Call

is evrythng Ok? I just told d cab to take u to makti, pacific star building.

Wht yllng bout?

He told me it was 1500 and it was very far. I told him to turn on his meter.  He wouldn't stop. I opened my door but he wouldn't stop until the door was going to hit a car. I got out while it was still moving in front of a cop and he took off. The adventure continues.

haha.. Bad drivers, yah dnt fall 4 tricks...

Just get a taxi to Quezon, right? Near your house?

it wud be better f u get a taxi going to makati, so dnt need 2 transfer frm 1 taxi to anOther

OK, whats a fair fare from Quezon? It only cost me 209 to get here.

Oh from quezon city to makati around 250-300

OK then it can't be more than 600

Yeah.. R u on a cab nOw

Haha. I think that's the only cab in town.

Omg haha. Goodluck lol..

Do you know where I can score some opium? What a day!

Wats an Opium?

He says just plat number ends in 6 so he can't take me there. But he will take me to someplace that can.

i see .. then frm where he drop u, u wil take anoter cab going to mkati?

No idea. marijuana.

What?

Smarikana.  Auto correct again. I am going to Smarikana.

A lot more shit. Still texting can't talk over all the street noise.

we dnt use drugs. We are nurse n lawer.

Lapit nako te

What?

haha, sory, for someone else