Thursday, June 30, 2011

Attack

I was ambushed and beaten without provocation or notice.

I wonder how many ribs are broken. Nasty blow to my shin.

Now what could have motivated that guy? Hmmm. It's not hard for me to come up with a guess.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Becca Wrenn Thompson Departs with my Stuff

After being asked to leave for a huge number of incivilities Becca told me she had no place to go. I offered to buy her an airplane ticket to anywhere but despite the fact the she claimed that all sorts of men everywhere wanted her, she had no place to go.

Not a single day could go by without her yelling at me for such infractions as bringing home chicken legs on my fourth trip out for the day doing her bidding while she sat on Facebook on the back porch. "What the fuck is this? Don't you ever bring meat into my kitchen that I didn't ask for." Umm, it's my house.

Two days later she was waving a butcher knife at me in front of a friend for failing to give her a kiss when I walked in the front door.

Needless to say things were not going well and I told her she had to go. She had friends pleading on her behalf but I couldn't live with this. She was going to contribute to the household. Her suggestion? I give her $1,000 and she would gamble on line. Ummm, no.

She was outraged that I didn't want her companionship and yelled at me "You are an idiot, any man would want me." Ok, then go to one.

One day she asked me for her passport, I told her I didnt' have it, did you check the safe next to your bed?

She lived in my house for a week or so thereafter, receiving a stipend while I tried to avoid the place. When she finally secured a position, I secured some boxes for her, packed up her kitchen supplies and mailed gentle suggestions as to how she could pack her toiletries in another box, her loose clothes in the other boxes and that I would help her carry out the boxes and the clothes on hangers and take her to her hotel. I also told her to leave my MacIntosh computer, but that she could have the ipad she gave me after she broke my kindle by sitting on my backpack.

I exited my room to see she had departed in great haste, leaving many of her items behind, it turns out, her passport included, but my brand new MacBook pro was missing. She subsequently admitted to being in possession of same but had decided that the replacement for my Sony Viao was hers if she so desired in contradiction to contemporaneous documentation.