Sorry, stupid piece of shit

An associate of a friend of mine picked up a whore and took her to his place.

Sixty years old, white haired, fat, deaf as a stump.

Hmmm. She slipped him a mickie and 12 hours later he woke up with....

Nothing

Cell phone, wallet, $4,000 cash (extra credit dumbass points for that) and the rest of his eight ball... gone.

What the hell? How stupid can you be?